Gigi - Count Dracula
He is the sea, the seagull and the breeze '
Be careful pal; he hides behind the tree!
Inside the sneaky shades he lurks
because you've drunk too many Cuty Sarks.
You, silly chump! You're shaking on your feet;
The Count Dracula he is, a tough tidbit;
he lives inside your foolishness' resource
and punishes your wrongs without remorse.
Excess in drinking could be bad for you;
'tis not you will become a drunk boo-hoo
but he'll transform to a baseball bat
and if you drink again, he'll kick your butt.
I know you're stupefied and much scared
cause Gigi hides in pizza boxes where'd
jump out, if you besotted are and fool,
and will consume your pizza, super-cool.
Admit it, dude! You're shivering in fear!
But if you prayed he would disappear,
expect him to start dancing everywhere-s,
and jingle, so, his spurs on your stairs.
Ha ha! Hill Billy, you! Outside your house,
behind the pumpkins, sound the irked meows:
bewildered Gigi cats will jump ahead,
inside your car and on your empty head.
You should, thus, paint your house pink and fluo green
cause if you stall before your PC screen
he'll haunt the scripts of your poetic calls
and bats will eat your order of spring rolls.
Georgios Venetopoulos
He is the sea, the seagull and the breeze '
Be careful pal; he hides behind the tree!
Inside the sneaky shades he lurks
because you've drunk too many Cuty Sarks.
You, silly chump! You're shaking on your feet;
The Count Dracula he is, a tough tidbit;
he lives inside your foolishness' resource
and punishes your wrongs without remorse.
Excess in drinking could be bad for you;
'tis not you will become a drunk boo-hoo
but he'll transform to a baseball bat
and if you drink again, he'll kick your butt.
I know you're stupefied and much scared
cause Gigi hides in pizza boxes where'd
jump out, if you besotted are and fool,
and will consume your pizza, super-cool.
Admit it, dude! You're shivering in fear!
But if you prayed he would disappear,
expect him to start dancing everywhere-s,
and jingle, so, his spurs on your stairs.
Ha ha! Hill Billy, you! Outside your house,
behind the pumpkins, sound the irked meows:
bewildered Gigi cats will jump ahead,
inside your car and on your empty head.
You should, thus, paint your house pink and fluo green
cause if you stall before your PC screen
he'll haunt the scripts of your poetic calls
and bats will eat your order of spring rolls.
Georgios Venetopoulos
